What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 05:55

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.